Rest In Peace, Cloud.
Because of water damage caused by the A/C unit in the storage unit I used for a month, THE almighty bed, AKA Cloud, AKA the Trap, is on its way to its death: The County Landfill.
For all of those who experienced The Cloud during its greatest moments of life, I hope you remember it for a long time to come. I would like for those who were embraced by its warmth and angelic-feather softness to please take a moment of silence, for it lived its life for the comfort of others.
As your loyal companion and owner, I will remember you for the rest of my life. You have set the bar for future beds to come, and I could not have asked for a better sleeping apparatus than you. My best days of college were spent skipping school just to lay in your squishy arms for another couple hours. Not only did you make me feel safe and warm, I felt at home.
I love you and miss you, Cloud. If there is a mattress heaven, I’m sure you’re up there making spring mattresses jealous.